You can lead a horologist to Watch, but you can't make it tick.
Sexy sexagesimal celebration will soon ensue…
It's about time for my #appleWatch
Take me to church! I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your wise…
https://www.apple.com/watch/guided-tours/ … #appleWatch #aDay #hozier
Googled 'the answer to life, the universe and everything' for my ultimate #appleWatch question…WhichWatch? #tickTock
The clock is running out for my old trusty timepieces…
2 minutes past midnight…$500 & I are quickly parted.
2 weeks & #appleWatch lands on my wrist. Siri smirks in silence…
Rest of today spent prepping iPhone for the arrival of my new baby Watch tomorrow! #appleWatch #nerdCred #giddyBrag
Watch health benefits already in play, jumping up from the couch every 5 minutes thinking I hear the big brown delivery truck. #appleWatch
Feature or Bug? Wearing Watch in #sleeveTalker mode—inner Left Wrist w/ Digital Crown on Left Side—confuses the motion sensors… #appleWatch
…and only a downward karate chop will wake/activate the watch face… at its nadir. Up is down & down is up. #appleWatch #notWearingItRight
Setting Watch face to greyscale=2 full days of battery life. No daily workout also minimizes its charging…& likely my lifespan. #appleWatch
Watch battery life tip: Power Reserve mode on non-charging night saves a mysterious 20% while off-wrist & I'm off in dreamland…#appleWatch